theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-penandthe-sword:

eternahasgoodmanners:

papillion-de-nuit:

quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@eternahasgoodmanners

I’m screaming

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

(via hotboyproblems)

shounenchild:

hippiee:

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

(Source: latenights, via dailyhangover)

lachesismeg:

walking-intospiderwebs:

just-shower-thoughts:

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

Ginger is the spicy of the earth.

(via illegalaustralien)

rocketrandom66:

nextvisibledelicious:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*

(Source: liepard, via urbanclictionary)